What Is Bastard, Chips & Beans?

A celebrity frolics in the sea, the fucking bitch

This site is devoted to bringing you, the gossip-hungry celeb-lickers, a never-ending stream of flaff, wiffle, poff, and tittle. If you want, for some weird reason, to see inside a celebrity’s house, garden, life, or vagina, then look no further than Bastard, Chips & Beans.

There WILL be fat celebrities. There WILL be naked celebrities. There WILL be celebrities with their legs splayed having pipe-shaped objects inserted into their parts.

DO YOU WANT TITTLE-TATTLE?

DO YOU?

Then read Bastard, Chips & Beans, you gossip-loving famous people jealousoids!


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