Posts Tagged ‘ruthless gay celebrity dissection’

“No Place For Fat Celebrities In Perfect Fatless World,” Claims Gay Celebrity Commentator

May 26, 2008


“Look at this fat bitch!” laughs BC&B’s ruthless Gay Celebrity-Breaker, Seamus Pumpstangel. “How does a celebrity like Britney Spears think we’re going to want to buy her awful records when she looks like a fat hippopotamus sucking a horse’s cock, darling? She’s so fat, she makes fat people look thin! A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!”

Seamus Pumpstangel – You GO, girl! Miaow!