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Winslet Tit-Girth Size Worries Grow

May 26, 2008

Winslet, yesterday, with slightly larger boobs

BC&B’s resident Celebrity Scandal Sniffer, Tony Brounts, has heard worrying rumours that plump Kate Winslet is PUTTING ON WEIGHT. Scientists have examined these two images – taken three years apart – and, using a powerful scientific electron microscope, have discovered her tits are a staggering 0.00008 millimetres bigger than they were!

“This is terrible news for Kate,” Brounts told BC&B over a scotch egg and pineapple baguette. “She’s already had to deal with VD, crabs, and herpes, and now her tits are microscopically bigger too! How she’s going to get any more film parts in movies is anyone’s guess … she’s ugly now – hideously ugly.”

Miss Winslet’s agent, Johnny Five, has denied Brounts’ claims. In a thunderous press release, Mr. Five calls Brounts a ‘hapless, lying hack’ with the ‘intellectual capacity of a small orange or labial apple’. He goes on to state that Miss. Winslet’s tits remain the same size – a whopping 44 ZZ!