Weisz Has Fattest Labia, GOSSTEPPER Magazine Claims

Miss. Weisz relaxes half-naked as she furiously denies having an enormous labia

“Brendan Fraser’s seen it twice, and he says it’s a big labia,” says GOSSTEPPER‘s Editor-In-Chief, Ho Slags, speaking of award-winning actress Rachel Weisz’s labia. “Apparently, each side looks a bit like a fat apple … or something as fat as an apple. Like a pear, maybe? A fat pear?”

But Weisz’s publicist, Morty Mortensensen, denies Fraser and GOSSTEPPER‘s claims.

“Rachel Weisz’s labia is no bigger or smaller than any other celebrity labia. It’s probably the same size as Anna Friel‘s, another English Rose actress with a labia.”

Weisz was unavailable to comment on the claim that she has a grotesquely malformed labia (the vaginal equivalent of hunchbackery), as she is currently busy working with Baz Spazzman on his new film, Whore In New York Git FUNkeeee.

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8 Responses to “Weisz Has Fattest Labia, GOSSTEPPER Magazine Claims”

  1. Napoleon Says:

    I thought Mel off of Them Spice Girls had a big labia? I didn’t realise Rachel Weisz was the one with the great big labia. Thanks for this information.

  2. laserous Says:

    i don’t care how big her labia is. i think that she is hot as hell and i would burry my face in her gigantor lips any day. yum yum!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Newo Yemar Says:

    I’d lick her from head to toe and everywhere in between, especially in between her swollen labia!!! Yum, yum, yum!!!

  4. Bush Exxplorer Says:

    She could ride my tongue any time! When she got tired of that, she could ride my dick all night long and well into the day!

  5. laserous Says:

    Just looking at her makes my mouth water. She is the hottest girl in my opinion. I would marry her and worship the ground she walked on if given half the chance…

  6. Ari Says:

    Big labia (inner or outer) are HOT. Obviously hers are not like “apples’ or “pears” because if they were, she have a bigger package up front than ALL of her male co-stars, and it would be plainly visible in any kind of clothing.

    The idea that she might have big labia, though, is a total turn on.

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