The Apprentice – The Final Five Part 3

Lucinda Wendyhouse Tumpkins

“My name is Lucinda and I went to the seaside with my bear friend and my yellow haired friend and my other friend that I don’t know what he is. We collected shells and made sandcastles and went in the sea. My bear friend was taken away by the policemen when he was caught doing something in the boy’s toilets that nobody would tell me what it was. Then my yellow haired friend was arrested when he was caught taking photographs in the boy’s changing rooms at the baths and that just left my other friend that I don’t know what he is. I don’t like my other friend that I don’t know what he is I hate him I hate him I hate him. My name is Lucinda and this is what I done did on my holidays.”

Loves
Pudding
Jelly
Sweets

Hates
Silly Boys

Marital Status
Cats

Ambition
To marry a handsome prince and live in a castle happily ever after for ever and ever and ever

Verdict
LETHAL INJECTION

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